Be afraid, be very afraid.
This year I decided to dress up for Halloween.
This year's costume consist of bedsheet turned into a tunic with 700 plastic lids. The lids are takeout sauce lids, the kind you get from La Salsa or Baja Fresh or El Pollo Loco to put your salsa in.
The mask is modified store bought mask. I cut the rest of the face out to accomodate my glasses. Trust me, my face is scarier than the mask - mwahahaaaa!
So what is this costume exactly? It was supposed to be a ghost, but when people asked me I just told them I was Cher on her farewell tour after the holocaust.
Some people didn't get it.
So, I just said "Boo, I'm a ghost!"